





The seventh letter of the English alphabet is g. There are eight g's in this statement. Whether "regular" or "messed up", going in straight lines isn't possible.
The seventh letter of the English alphabet is g. There are eight g's in this statement. Whether "regular" or "messed up", going in straight lines isn't possible.





As I was heading out to get more cereal (for snacks), my mother was in a rush. She had an hour to get to work in. We left at just shortly after noon, 2 or 3 minutes or so. When I arrived, my mother told me to be quick. Since I was in a race against the clock, I applied my speed rule*. I got my cereal, pizzas, and cheese all within like 8 minutes, including the checkout. I was a lot faster than my mom expected. When it came to the checkout, things really went weird. First, after writing the check, the store clerk gave the check to me forgetting (s)he even had it. (S)he accidentally gave the check to me. That's not all though. Being in the rush I was in, taking 8 minutes to get in and back out, I went outside, in a small snowstorm (not a blizzard as there was practically no wind), and found that my mom parked in an odd spot and in a screwy way. She locked the van so I couldn't put my groceries away. I stood outside for ten minutes. Since I didn't have gloves, and that I was holding my receipts and stuff, I put the receipts in my coat pocket. It was then that I noticed that I had the check that I just wrote. That's still not the end of it. Next, after being outside for ten minutes, I hollered at one of the store clerks bringing carts in from outside. He came and assisted. When he arrived, I got assistance as my mom still didn't come out to the van after ten minutes. I told him my problem, then dug into my pockets where I put my check and told him that the cashier gave me the check I just wrote and I handed it to him. I then walked into the store and tried to get a page for my mom who I believed went inside. Even the manager was impressed about me returning the check that was at fault by the cashier. They were amazed about that. But, even after another ten minutes of waiting, my mom still never came and thus I went back outside again to find her parked there outside finally ready to take me back home. Strangely enough, she went and... went inside to get stuff then got tacos from Taco Bell? She was already late. But then, since she was already late what did she do? She stopped at the gas station near home to get a cup of coffee and toxic waste sticks (this added another 5 minutes). It really doesn't add up! She finally returned home already 8 minutes late. It takes another ten minutes just to get to work.
RA = (FG÷255 × (1-BG÷255) + BG÷255) × 255;RA is the resulting alpha you get. FG is the foreground color's alpha and BG is the background color's alpha.
| Extremely major event / Very good day | |
| Major event / Good day | |
| Somewhat major event / Somewhat good day | |
| Normal event / Average day | |
| Somewhat minor event / Somewhat bad day | |
| Minor event / Bad day | |
| Extremely minor event / Very bad day | |