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What are your weird dreams?


These dreams are just that, weird. Now think about it for a minute. There are large piles of trash even 4 feet deep. You and your sister both play in the trash. This is my weirdest of all dreams, but you'll find other dreams less weird than this here, whether it's a pencil eraser functioning as a telescope and microscope, or a bizarre play with a 300-story tower and Mrs. Stinky on it who really stunk up the whole area. Anything odd or usual that cause a high "weird" rating would belong here.

Some of my dreams get really weird and completely unexplainable. One of my all-time most well-remembered dreams is in this category (dream 7-1). These dreams in this category are the weirdest ones I've had that don't fit the other categories well.

Noteworthy dreams in this category:
7-1: This is the first and oldest well-recalled dream within this category.
7-4: This dream features a close-up of Jupiter's moon, Io, closer than any photo. I think it occurred at an earlier time.
7-6: This dream, at 130 times weirder than normal, is the weirdest of all my dreams.
7-7: This dream may be considered a nightmare.
7-10: This dream has pretty scenery, but a very bad smell involved, the only known dream (as of Aug 4, 2007) that has smell as a strong point in the dream.
7-16: This is the saddest of my money-related dreams.
7-18: I liked this dream a lot and wished it would recur.
7-20: This dream is featured in my mind game often and it's where I mess around with extreme speeds and heights.
7-21: This dream is very well-recalled and could be posted as a story instead.
7-31: This dream is extremely well-liked and wished it would occur again at least twice.
7-38: This dream is well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-44: This is one of very few dreams where video game bugs end up occurring in the real world.
7-54: This is the only known dream where Santa is involved (as of Aug 4, 2007).
7-60: This dream is very well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-63: This dream is very well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-69: This dream has the most parts of any dream, 10 total (as of Aug 4, 2007)! It's both fun and very weird as well.
7-71: This dream fits numerous categories almost equally well: weird, water, video game, then travel from most likely to least likely.
7-78: This dream is well-recalled (especially the story at 97%) that it has been posted as a story.
7-81: This dream is very weird at 25 for the rating, but still under 25% of the record (which is 7-6).

Dream 7-91: Kid rests in car and quarter-only rides in the Mall of America



Occurred on Jul 25, 2008; general - 1.2???; nature - -3???; story - 1.5???; scenery - 2.5???; fun - -1.5???; scary - 1.5???; weird - 8!???; imagery - 5% in tact!; story - 5% in tact!; dream - 5% in tact!

I'm visiting the Mall of America where I saw that the rides were small but only took quarters. Upon arriving, some 7-year-old African American kid came by and wanted to rest in the vehicle. My parents were too far away so I couldn't ask them. I let him sleep but checked around for security reasons. I entered and immediately went to the rides room - it was pretty dark and strangely, only 2 or 3 were there. I was about to go, but they only accepted quarters. I left in disappointment. I looked around for my parents and found them - they were gathering boxes. We left a minute later and they were shocked to see the kid inside. He had to go and after 90 seconds of driving through weird roads that resembled a race way in a video game, the dream ended.

Dream 7-92: Troubles gathering my stuff upon returning home with flooded roads



Occurred on Sep 27, 2008; general - 1.5??; nature - 1.8??; story - 3?; scenery - 1.5???; fun - 1.8??; scary - 1.8??; weird - 1.8???; imagery - 6% in tact!; story - 15% in tact; dream - 10% in tact

I only recall the last 8 or so minutes. I'm riding in a van like that of my elementary school years. The "bus" driver was one from first or second grade. The roads all around are flooded due to heavy rains. The side of the road we were on was not that bad.

Upon arriving at my house, about 3 minutes later, I gathered my stuff. I had my log, drinks, a empty drink box containing my MP3 player and camera, and one or two other things. The driver told me to hurry up. The papers from my log were all over so I had to gather them.

She started to take off with me as I was taking too long. Things weren't cooperating with me. I was still gathering the scattered pages of my log and figured I'd cast stop on the van and driver to buy more time. I try it but nothing happened. I try again but it was no good. I continued gathering everything.

Near completion, I figured out what I was doing wrong with the cast and tried it again. This time, it worked and the van and driver suddenly stop moving. I don't go flying ahead. I gather the last few papers, open the sliding door, then head back home walking. The dream ends 2 seconds into this.

Dream 7-93: Jogging to Denver and washing sister's pants by wading in cold water



Occurred on Oct 16, 2008; general - 1.8???; nature - 3??; story - 1???; scenery - 1.2??; fun - 2??; scary - 1???; weird - 5???; imagery - 15% in tact; story - 10% in tact; dream - 12% in tact

This dream has 2 parts. The first is where I'm jogging, intending on getting to Denver. I was only maintaining about 6 mph. Someone else was with me, pushing a large supply bin. It was about 4 feet wide, 6 feet long, and 3 feet high, supposedly carrying things like food, tents, blankets, water, etc.. I was up ahead. The one behind was somehow able to keep up. I recall reaching the fairgrounds area where it got bright from lighting, since I did this during the night. I recall needing to swim through the river a bit ahead.

Part 2, the cause of the weird rating being high, is where I wash sister's pants by going in a tub of cold water and wading through the water at high speed. The water, about 45°F, goes up 4 inches above my waist, and is 6 inches short of the rim. I went at it for about 3 minutes where I got too cold. This is when sister took over. The dream ended 40 seconds later.

Dream 7-94: The "minimal waste law" prevents me from buying my drinks



Occurred on Nov 5, 2008; general - -1.2???; nature - -1.8???; story - 4???; scenery - X; fun - -1.8???; scary - 1.5???; weird - 6!???; imagery - 1.5% in tact!!!; story - 6% in tact!; dream - 4% in tact!!

I recall the checkout part, the last part. At first, all seems normal, until it came to my drinks. This is when it got bad. I was told that I couldn't have that many drinks due to the "minimal waste law", of which I found stupid. It was a new law. I refused to leave without my stuff. Eventually, the manager came and explained things to me, almost the same. I recall mentioning that if I wanted the items, I was paying for them. The manager recalled a loophole in the law that allowed me to buy everything. I felt relieved. I practically don't recall any of the scenery other than the building being bright and somewhat resembling Walmart's checkouts.

Dream 7-95: Living off the land as a punishment



Occurred on Nov 5, 2008; general - 1???; nature - 1???; story - 1.2???; scenery - X; fun - 1.2???; scary - 1.5???; weird - 4???; imagery - 1.5% in tact!!!; story - 6% in tact!; dream - 4% in tact!!

I recall doing something bad and my parents forced me to have to live off the land in a tent outside for 2 or 3 days. I recall having my MP3 player with. I also recall my parents dropping me off by a river, the one my home town is near. I got out and realized I forgot my headphones. This was a punishment. I don't recall anything else other than it being day.

Dream 7-96: Fighting off a vicious lizard in a pet store



Occurred on Nov 16, 2008; general - -1.2???; nature - 1.5???; story - 2???; scenery - -1.8???; fun - 1.2???; scary - 2.5???; weird - 8!???; imagery - 10% in tact; story - 6% in tact!; dream - 8% in tact!

This sad and somewhat scary dream involves pets in a pet store. I recall a growling lizard eating smaller lizards that were never fed. There were some cars wrapped in aluminum that were the same (they moved as if alive). The lizard, upon eating the last in the cage, was let loose. I used a version of leviburst and attacked it with spells and a shockwave attack. The vicious lizard once crawled on me, but the shockwave forced it off. The lizard was very vicious and dangerous and it could crawl up anything. It resembles a gecko and an iguana. I fought it off during the last minute. Ultimara6 was used on it, but I apparently missed since the lizard was still there (the effects can't be seen as time for this spell stops).

Dream 7-97: Playing a golf course in a school



Occurred on Nov 28, 2008; general - 1.8??; nature - 2.5??; story - 1.5??; scenery - 1.2???; fun - 2.5??; scary - 1.2???; weird - 8!???; imagery - 8% in tact!; story - 15% in tact; dream - 12% in tact

I only recall a few parts of this dream's last half. I recall seeing a golf course in school, a size between minigolf and normal, 2/3 of the way to minigolf (about 50-100 yards instead of about 20 or 400; think logarithmically). I recall being told it was $6700 to rent the clubs and I immediately thought it was suspiciously high. I soon got to try it for free and did 3 holes' worth. I only recall the last where I took several strokes from hitting a wall. On one, it went into a hard-to-reach spot under a wall suspended 18 inches above the white-tiled floor so I asked if it was out of bounds. 4 tries later, I finally got an answer - it was out of bounds. I made it after.

Dream 7-98: Capturing an alien UFO to see the alien, and filming a larger UFO



Occurred on Dec 1, 2008; general - 2.5??; nature - 10!??; story - 2.5??; scenery - 1.8??; fun - 2???; scary - 1.5???; weird - 6!??; imagery - 15% in tact; story - 12% in tact; dream - 12% in tact

This dream has 2 recalled parts. The first, my favorite, is that I'm riding in mom's van on the highway heading home. UFO flying saucers are visible. I reach out the window and grab one. The object was just 2 inches in diametet at the bottom and 1 at the top, and it was an inch tall. I held onto it and brought it inside. It asked me to let it go (I don't exactly recall this part). I recall stating that I only wanted to see what it looked like and I promised I'd let it go. A half second later, I saw a cylindrical object with 2 hands and legs come into view for a second. It was of the alien green color (about 50A030), 3/4 inch in diameter, and 3/4 inch tall. As promised, I opened the window, stuck my hand out with the UFO then let it go as if dropping it.

In part 2, now late at ight, I saw a large version of the UFO in the sky. I got my camera out and recorded video of it. I saw that I was getting it on my display. It was blurred some so I tried getting it as still as I could. I recorded a few seconds then stopped.

Dream 7-99: Car-surfing and time warp monsters going after Mog



Occurred on Dec 1, 2008; general - 2.5?; nature - 6!?; story - 10!?; scenery - 1.5?; fun - 2?; scary - 2?; weird - 5?; imagery - 25% in tact; story - 30% in tact; dream - 30% in tact

I recall 3 parts. The first is where I'm "car surfing" - riding mom's van outside on the passenger's side. I barely recall this part other than it being day.

In part 2, I'm in a dark room/basement with 2 lux in light. Some light-yellow-haired girl about 13 years old named Mog was here; she had a small dog (unknown name). A bit into this scene, 3 monsters the side of humans with scales for skin came. One of them was reddish in color, and another was a medium green. I don't recall the color of the third. They went through a time warp to get here and they were mean and powerful. They wanted Mog. I stopped them from taking her. They stated that they'd be back and gave a clock resembling an old-time alarm clock with bells (like that of the "about me index" animated GIF below).

In the third part, I recall everyone fleeing the house. I saw the monsters and they seemed to be after everyone. I was car-surfing, again. I had their clock with me. I threw it at them and just then, we sped away. The monsters threw the clock back and hit the side of the door hard, denting it and busting the clock. I was on the other side facing away from the monsters. The dream ended as we entered the main road and the monsters began chasing us.

Dream 7-100: Large balls around the Sun and the Sun constantly changing it azimuth



Occurred on Feb 11, 2009; general - 3.5??; nature - 18!?; story - 2???; scenery - 3??; fun - 3??; scary - 1.5???; weird - 30!!?; scenery - 25% in tact; story - 10% in tact; dream - 18% in tact

This is a very weird dream. At first, all is normal. The sun is about to set, 8° above the horizon. By the time it's 5° above the horizon, something strange happens. Out of nowhere, large, dark gray (202020) balls appear near the Sun. The largest is 8 times the Sun's size, 7 million miles in diameter. They mostly follow the Fibinaci sequence for the smaller sizes, which are also closer to the Sun: 5x, 3x, 2x, 1.5x, 1x, and 3/4x. The 3/4x size is the furthest from the Sun. These objects spiral around like a nautilus' shell. I recall a scene where I went into space about 110 million miles above the Solar System's plane. I warped space-time to travel at up to 20 times the speed of light. I looked around and those odd gray balls.

In part 2, I'm on Earth, but now, the motion of The Sun is very strange. The elevation, now 5°, remains constant, but the azimuth (compass direction) changes very rapidly at 1.5° per second and constantly. I watch as the angle of light changes by a quarter of a circle every minute, and going backwards. From the south sky, I watched it get to the east a minute later, then the north the next minute. I wanted my camera but after a whole minute, while the Sun was in the north, I couldn't find it. The dream ended 3 minutes later with the Sun in the east.

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Newest dreams: 1-44, 2-121 through 2-129, 3-67, 3-68, 4-16, 5-157 through 5-163, 6-82 through 6-87, 7-101 through 7-107, 8-55, 9-17, 10-52 through 10-54, 11-88 through 11-91;

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