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What are your weird dreams?
These dreams are just that, weird. Now think about it for a minute. There are large piles of trash even 4 feet deep. You and your sister both play in the trash. This is my weirdest of all dreams, but you'll find other dreams less weird than this here, whether it's a pencil eraser functioning as a telescope and microscope, or a bizarre play with a 300-story tower and Mrs. Stinky on it who really stunk up the whole area. Anything odd or usual that cause a high "weird" rating would belong here.
Some of my dreams get really weird and completely unexplainable. One of my all-time most well-remembered dreams is in this category (dream 7-1). These dreams in this category are the weirdest ones I've had that don't fit the other categories well.
Noteworthy dreams in this category:
7-1: This is the first and oldest well-recalled dream within this category.
7-4: This dream features a close-up of Jupiter's moon, Io, closer than any photo. I think it occurred at an earlier time.
7-6: This dream, at 130 times weirder than normal, is the weirdest of all my dreams.
7-7: This dream may be considered a nightmare.
7-10: This dream has pretty scenery, but a very bad smell involved, the only known dream (as of Aug 4, 2007) that has smell as a strong point in the dream.
7-16: This is the saddest of my money-related dreams.
7-18: I liked this dream a lot and wished it would recur.
7-20: This dream is featured in my mind game often and it's where I mess around with extreme speeds and heights.
7-21: This dream is very well-recalled and could be posted as a story instead.
7-31: This dream is extremely well-liked and wished it would occur again at least twice.
7-38: This dream is well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-44: This is one of very few dreams where video game bugs end up occurring in the real world.
7-54: This is the only known dream where Santa is involved (as of Aug 4, 2007).
7-60: This dream is very well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-63: This dream is very well-recalled and is posted as a story.
7-69: This dream has the most parts of any dream, 10 total (as of Aug 4, 2007)! It's both fun and very weird as well.
7-71: This dream fits numerous categories almost equally well: weird, water, video game, then travel from most likely to least likely.
7-78: This dream is well-recalled (especially the story at 97%) that it has been posted as a story.
7-81: This dream is very weird at 25 for the rating, but still under 25% of the record (which is 7-6).
Dream 7-31: Pencil eraser is a supertelescope
Occurred on Dec 11, 2005; general - 8!; nature - 9.6!!!; story - 7.5; scenery - 9.3!!; fun - 8!; scary - 1; weird - 8!!; imagery - 65% in tact; dream - 25% in tact
Who's ever heard of a pencil eraser, made of rubber, being a supertelescope or supermicroscope? With this strange telescope/microscope, at one orientation, you'd have small zooms, but at another orientation, it could be used to zoom in far more than any telescope on Earth today, even the VLT! At the start, I had a pencil and looked at the eraser to see that somehow a picture on the wall as seen from it was shown bigger than it was to my eye, about 15% bigger or so. I changed the pencil's orientation and the picture "grew" from on the eraser. This was just amazing so I began using this odd pencil to see other things and just what extremes it could go to.
I recall really taking a close-up of Jupiter, so close of a zoom in fact, it was almost as if you were floating in the atmosphere just a short ways above the cloud tops where some cloud tops were higher than you! The clouds were a hazy orangish color with reds mixed in. The atmosphere had kind of a bluish haze to it, but you could still see the stars. It was so close of a zoom, if Galileo (the space craft), entered the atmosphere and bounced off the atmosphere, like a flat stone on water, and took a picture looking straight across, you'd have this kind of scene.
It was also a microscope as I used it to get a major closeup. I was about to the part of seeing the neutrons and protons in the nucleus as I saw a haze around the outer edge, but someone told me to stop. The outer edge consisted of a bunch of randomly colored things moving extremely rapidly. If you created a new image in a graphics editor and added noise of only pure hues at full intensity, this would be a great description of this motion.
I also recall finding an Earth-like planet 300 light-years away. I saw blue for water, and a completely different arrangement for land. From what I saw, the world was half water and half land. The bulk of the land was in the center of what I saw.
I also recall looking at distant galaxies, but this scene is vaguely recalled.
Dream 7-32: Life and death secrets in school
Occurred on Dec 23, 2005; general - 7; nature - 8!; story - 7; scenery - 6; fun - 6.5; scary - 1; weird - 7!; imagery - 60% in tact; dream - 65% in tact
This dream seems to give an insight to what it's like after death or before birth and was otherwise weird. This took place in a strange building sort of like my elementary school. In this room, there were tables much like those of my life-science classroom during my middle school years having black tops, but without the sinks.
One part I recall is drawing something (folded cards with names on them) from a revolver made of chicken wire (metal in a grid-like pattern having 1 centimeter squares). I draw out the name "Louc Lu", pronounced as "Loo Loo". The spelling of "Louc" isn't fully certain, but it's very close as it began with "Lo" and was four letters. The second part is completely certain. When I draw it out and open it, I take about 5 seconds to figure out how to pronounce it them I spell it out.
I was then lectured on birth and death and the times between each. The "teacher" said that Shakespeare was among us right now, just a new body and name according to some stats. In front of everyone was a huge wheel about 5 feet in diameter containing the life cycle of someone. "Renewal" was at the 12 o'clock position, birth at 1, adulthood at 3, old age at 8, and death at the 11 o'clock position. I have a feeling that this means there are 15 years after death before you are given a new life.
The next part was where it was lunch time. I had pizza. The early part of lunch I don't recall, but I do recall, after eating, getting a secret photo and using it for a free bonus meal. The photo was of a pretty lighthouse up front and the ocean in the background. The lunch area was almost an exact copy of the one in my elementary school with only minor changes. On the stairs leading down to the cafeteria, I noticed strange white squiggly lines like water waves. Some others picked them up. There were three other pictures remaining. I picked the one with the wavy lines which gave me the only one I can describe.
Dream 7-33: An unusual health class
Occurred on Jan 10, 2006; general - 4; nature - 4; story - 5?; scenery - 3.5; fun - 3; scary - 1; weird - 6!; imagery - 20% in tact; dream - 12% in tact
This dream features health class in a weird way (hence the high weird rating). The textbook that I had had many pages to it, but was rather small. One lesson was learned in the day. There were 2 or 3 paragraphs to read at the start then some questions to answer. The way you answered them is one reason for the high weird rating. They were answered from a deck of cards. The cards had a red back side and a word or two on the front on a white background (black text). What you had on the card was used to answer the questions. I was very confused as I didn't know if I was doing it correctly or not. You worked on a wooden desk of a light brown color.
Another reason for the high weird rating is the strange object on the shelves behind me. It has some narrow tube coming from the bottom of the chin with the part that speaks to you connected to the bottom. After answering 6 questions at a slow pace with a lot of confusion, the dream ends.
Dream 7-34: Crazy construction site competition
Occurred on Jan 29, 2006; general - 6; nature - 6.5; story - 6; scenery - 7; fun - 6.5; scary - 3; weird - 6!; imagery - 25% in tact; dream - 20% in tact
This dream features a construction site accident avoidance competition. It has a YMCA-campe-like environment. The beginning is not recalled. For the competition part, in the middle of the dream, construction workers, geared up in harnesses for safety reasons, try climbing a building. This building, however, is strange in that windows pop out, walls get buckled, etc.. You climb up higher and higher above the ground. A crowd of about 150 watches, I'm included. I was asked if I wanted to try, but I rejected each time and I was asked 2 or 3 times.
I then saw a high cliff/overlook nearby. I jerk my right arm/elbow down to teleport to it. While teleporting, time seemingly stops while I head directly to the top of the mountain at 500 million miles per hour (3/4 the speed of light), but it seems more like 20 mph. At the top of this overlook, I jump about 90 feet high watching the mountains in the background. While falling, I get a little worried that I may end up going over the edge and I feel true 0 G's. The mountain was quite well fogged out (from great distance), but the scene was pretty. The cliff was about 180 feet above everything.
A short while later, I'm walking around up here in the smooth dirt looking at a few grass-like plants in the area, mainly with white bottoms. A building is up here as well. A kid playing around in the area finds an orange-colored snake (about FFA040 in color). The 6-foot snake, being about 2 inches in diamter, flees to a spot under a Jeep. I walk past the vehicle forgetting about the snake, and the snake jumps at me. I catch it, but it I begin to feel unusually weak all of a sudden, unable to hold the snake. The snake's head kept getting closer, but the dream ended 1.2 seconds after catching it.
Dream 7-35: Mysterious rocks and a flood
Occurred on Feb 10, 2006; general - 6.5; nature - 7; story - 6?; scenery - 6; fun - 6.5; scary - 2; weird - 5; imagery - 50% in tact; dream - 20% in tact
In this dream, rocks thrown in a special way caused weird, but interesting things to occur. You chanted something, like saying magic words, then you throw the rock like a frizbe. Afterwards, something special happens. Only a few rocks did and if mishandled, they break. The rocks were of multiple colors and generally flat. I recall an orange-colored rock 16 inches long, 4 inches wide and 2 inches high. I recall trying 5 different rocks and liked the effects they caused. I don't recall what the effects were, however. Toward the end of the part of playing with these rocks, I misused one of them and it broke on me.
I recall a medievil-type setting. There were castle-like objects lying around in large grassy fields with none of the modern techology (roads, street lights, power lines, MP3 players, etc.). The castles were made of a light gray-colored brick. There were several hills around. I was always outdoors in this dream so I don't know what the interiors were like. It was broad daylight and there were trees scattered around about 30 feet tall rougly an average of 250 feet apart from each other in open areas, smaller in the dense forest areas off in the distance.
In one well-recalled part, I recall an incoming flood. I don't know, however, if the mysterious rocks caused it. When I first saw the flood coming, sensing it before I actually saw it, I jump onto a concrete brick wall about 12 feet high (as the medievil days had) to avoid the flood. When I land on it, the wall leans over 25° then stops. I quickly straighten it out. I had the jump 20 ability (allowing for 14 2/3-foot jumps). I jump again to the top of the castle 8 feet higher. The flood started from a high hill quite far away, or at least it came from where a hill was located. I don't recall much else about the flood though.
At the end of the dream, in a less-recalled part, I recall a bully named Travis that was on that wall I jumped onto first during the flood scene. I just returned to the top of the building to avoid any conflicts. The dream ends around here.
Dream 7-36: The super hero crashes
Occurred on Feb 20, 2006; general - 7.5; nature - 8.5!; story - 6?; scenery - 5?; fun - 7?; scary - 2?; weird - 5?; imagery - 12% in tact; dream - 15% in tact
I'm at school during broad daylight learning about super heroes and how they've come along. A real super hero was coming to visit and eventually does. He performs stunts and has a red cape with blue clothing beneath. He had a silver-colored spaceship-like vehicle. Details on this part are very vaguely recalled. All I can recall is that once he left, everyone got disappointed. He seemed to be able to fly around on his own (without the vehicle), but only for a very short time (about 2 or 3 seconds). After having been gone for about 5 minutes, he returns with his spaceship doing weird things that, to me, didn't look right. It eventually crashes into the ground going straight down. The area where he crashes is an open field about 500 feet away from the classroom. I, with about a hundred others, go meet him. Instead of running, I glide over everyone actually landing inside his space ship. I eventually become him, in some way. I don't recall anything else though.
Edit: not 3 for the weird rating, but 5. Sorry, a typo.
Dream 7-37: The odd family trip
Occurred on Feb 25, 2006; general - 6; nature - 6; story - 6; scenery - 6.5; fun - 6; scary - 2; weird - 5; imagery - 65% in tact; dream - 70% in tact
At the start, I recall drinking Powerade and running around at high speed, usually with high acceleration (10 mph per second topping 30 mph). This was in my back yard, of which had a strange object that looks like that container on a cement truck that constantly rotates, even the size of it. It was more of a drier than anything else. My parents mention that friends were coming over. One scene I recall is one 32-ounce Powerade bottle about 1/3 full and grabbing another full one. One (or both) of which was orange, but don't recall fully.
A black-colored, small, short car pulled up with two females inside, of which were the friends that came earlier than expected. We got it in the van and drove off using the backroads rather than the nearby highway. At the start of the drive heading south, we sped up to 85 mph and rather quickly. I don't recall how this happened though. I gave a warning about the speed and the speed was returned to normal.
A while later, we're driving through town. Out my window, to the right, I see a chain of fast food restaurants, a school or two, and some other brick buildings. Spaced out about 150 feet apart are several guards in uniform with a big gun. It was as if security was seriously beefed up a lot. All they did was stand around and watch. We were driving by at 45 mph, the speed limit in the area (given that other cars in front of and behind us didn't seem to change position relative to our car). We do stop at a traffic light after driving about 3/4 of a mile along the guarded road. I don't recall what happened after this until a scene where I'm inside a mall-like building.
This building had shops, offices, and other rooms (supposedly a destist area as an example, of which I'm not able to confirm the existance of). The semi-mall had medium-tone colors but good lighting. That mirror was only a foot in diameter and about 12 feet above the floor. The "safe" backside was flat and not a mirror at all. To the right was open space, except for chairs and a trash bin and the left had a wall too close to it. The group turned left when the reached the area with the mirror. The mirror was centered in the hallway roughly 6 feet from the edge wall as the hallway was roughly 12 feet wide. I recall a pet shop near that turn off and I think a jewelry store a short ways beforehand. As we walked, there were numerous chairs in the center of the main hallways (the kind grouped together in sets of 4). The setting throughout the entire dream was day.
I follow along well until an area where a curved mirror is on the ceiling, of which I have to take a long detour around. I mainly just keep about 25 feet from it going in a circle until I reach the "safe" backside. My group was far ahead of me so I quickly tried catching up but the group makes a right turn in a hard-to-determine spot that makes it difficult for me to do anything else. After I realize I lost them, I start searching around. The dream ends 3 seconds after I realized I lost them.
Dream 7-38: The alien school gym class and coin festival
Occurred on Mar 11, 2006; general - 7.5; nature - 7; story - 8.5!; scenery - 6; fun - 7; scary - 2; weird - 7!; imagery - 88% in tact!; dream - 80% in tact!
This dream is very long so it has been moved as a story, of which can be read here. As a short summary, I follow a pathway to a strange area of distortion, the entance to the alien school. The bulk of the dream involves gym class with three episodes, two of which are good, but the third ends in a moderate disaster. Toward the end of the dream, I was participating in a coin festival.
Dream 7-39: A wind hurricane hits my home town
Occurred on Mar 17, 2006; general - 5.5?; nature - 6.5?; story - 6??; scenery - 5??; fun - 5.5?; scary - 2?; weird - 6!?; imagery - 30% in tact; dream - 20% in tact
Hurricanes don't get to my area as I'm 1000 miles from any hurricane-producing water. Although not strongly recalled, at the start, I was constantly watching weather maps on TV and on the weather maps was a storm system much like a hurricane with a clearly visible eye. The storm was much like a hurricane with the eye and general shape, but the size is quite small, only about 200 miles in diameter, and the storm had no water, but just a lot of wind. I recall the meteorologist saying of 100 mph or higher sustained winds. I went into the basement while the winds came. I watched the updates come on TV with the eye of the hurricane approaching my house. There was plenty of red on the Doppler Radar scenes even some violet (violet indicate extremely intense - 6 levels of darkening green, then yellow, 5 shades of red, then violet in this order, the same order my local TV station uses.)
When the eye passed by, only 20 minutes later (dream time that is, not actual time), I looked around outside and I could easily sense the reduced pressure. I also saw the full moon in the sky. I raced to get my camera and take a picture of it. I barely managed to get the picture as the Moon was half-covered with the clouds in the eye. When I went outside on the front porch in an attempt to get a better picture, there was no wind. When I walk out about ten feet, I can feel a 55 mph wind. When I arrived back at the door, there was no considerable wind. The wind started picking up again so I left. The dream ended around here.
Dream 7-40: The strange doctor appointment and a bug in a game
Occurred on Mar 24, 2006; general - 6.5; nature - 7.5; story - 5.5; scenery - 6; fun - 7; scary - 1; weird - 6!; imagery - 80% in tact!; dream - 60% in tact
This dream has two parts, the first is the weirdest. My mother was supposedly going to a doctor appointment. We took the elevator. Along the way was one of those menus you see in drive-thru fast food restaurants (like Burger King). I didn't get a good look at this menu thing, but it otherwise exactly mimics those at fast food restaurants.
The elevator is the next weird part about this dream. I request to go two floors down where the appointment was. I don't recall the reason why I didn't go down the first time the elevator was available, possibly something suspicious that I saw. I do recall seeing it become a set of stairs instead of a flat floor. I took the elevator on the second run and it, indeed, turned into a set of stairs. When I was the only one left, the elevator started going up without closing the doors so I dashed for it and jumped through horizontally. Through here, I recall seeing a white tiled floor in a hallway about 8 feet wide. There was an office near the area, of which I was headed toward with my horizontal jump. I don't recall what happens after this, except for the strange exit.
The exit area had cars parked in it, like a parking lot, but the weird thing is the costant slope used. Near where I entered this area from, the ground was a steep 2:1 slope for 30 feet of the way toward the outside. After 30 feet, the slope flattens to a 5:1 slope for the remaining 20 feet toward the outside. The width of the walking area is about 10 feet, but the width of the entire area exceeds 100 feet (can't tell with my recalled scene). Parked on the slopes are cars, most of which on the 5:1 slope although there were some on the 2:1 slope. The slopes were made of smoothed out concrete, given the medium-light gray color. All I recall doing is dashing down the slope trying to get very fast. I reach about 14 mph at the fastest. I don't recall anything else for the first part.
The second part is a 3D video game, of which isn't as weird, but still considerable. In this part, I'm in a beach area with dense fog giving only 200 feet visibility. There were a few buildings scattered around, supposedly storage sheds, and a 30-foot-high light house. The water had white spots in it, especially along the shore. There were no waves that I can tell. The ground was only sand.
There are two things that I recall. One of which is using enemies and fall-gliding on them for extreme height and speed. The second, later on, is wading in the water at the shore. I used the 30-foot-high light house for added height. I recall doing two successful bounces on the enemies getting me up so high, I couldn't see anything. I then fell so fast finding an enemy to land on for additional height was even harder. I recall passing 800 mph, or at least 800 mph comes to mind. At the height I had, I could almost see the entire level and it was barely visible, even fully fogged out. I had a few other cases of using two enemies for extreme height, of which did get me high enough to cause the ground to become 90% fogged out. I recall that, if you fell in the water where you couldn't touch (and it happened at least twice), you lose a life. At the very end of the dream, I recall wading around in waist-deep water walking through the bubbles being careful not to get in too deep. The dream ended after about a minute of wading.
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